Siegfried and Roy Award!!

For those unacquainted, Siegfried and Roy are perhaps the most famous of all lion and big cat tamers who operate out of Las Vegas. And no less grand was the show that Drew put on!

Entering the fine watering holes of Thredbo provided rooms full of post cougar aggression. That’s right, these battle hardened women have moved from the realm of the cougar into that of the battle cat! And no finer potential feed had walked in front of them then the debonair “young man” Drew. How he managed to survive the enraged claws of these beasts and leave the venues alive is still a mystery to us all.

Shortly after we left Thredbo, a local sketch artist was seen to draw up the illustration below to capture the true vision of Drew over the weekend.

Never mind the mild mannered demeanour, Drew’s silky charms and deep carve turns are a force to be reckoned with. Be firm in your position before entering conversation with this man, for his high end sales skills may have you shortly agreeing to auctioning off your first born’s kidneys… and be happy about the decision.

Bouch and Drew discovered that they were both expecting their first of offspring ahead of formal announcement while on holiday together in Hawaii. With wives in cahoots, these hapless gents have more regularly found themselves enjoying a drink due to their partners social planning than their own.

Potentially the largest FOMO on tour, Drew’s rubber arm can be twisted into most activities with a mere sniff of “everyone else will be having fun without you”.